travis kyker 🍂 ★★★★½ 7
the virgin amazing spider-man:- responsibility, no power- listens to phillip phillips unironically- shares diluted to 0.03%- probably racist- has never seen a girl
brat pitt ★★ 9
the only part of this jacob-centric movie that matters is the last 40 minutes when bella flies to italy to stop edward from taking off his shirt in front of…
brat pitt ★★★½ 16
(watched with commentary by director catherine hardwicke & kristen stewart & robert pattinson)
this commentary is so cute it's just rob & kstew complaining about how embarrassed they are while catherine tries her…
The last half an hour of this was the most stressed I've been since the SATs and I'm a sophomore in college.
👽 Zara 👽 ★★★★½ 6
i didn’t cry it’s just the rain in my eyes
Patrick Willems ★★★★ 1
You had me at "anime kids sit by windows watching the rain"
Evan ★★★★★ 29
Oh. My. God.
I have a headache, but it's the best headache I've ever had.
Scott Anderson ★★★★★ 67
I have been staring at this blank canvas for a good half hour now, and I still can't find the words. How the hell do I start a review about…