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  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    Before reading this please go and check out my good friend Kinsey’s Review where she does a much better job talking about it than I ever could.

    I. Introduction

    When I was in 7th grade, I decided to join my school's cross country team on a whim. I had never ran before and didn’t particularly like running, but for some reason 12 y/o me decided it would be fun.

    I do not have the body type to make a good…

  • Jesus Camp

    Jesus Camp


    There’s something surreal about seeing yourself on screen. I’m not talking about seeing yourself represented in the abstract like fictionalized stories present, where you see bits of yourself through the characters on screen.

    I’m talking about seeing streets you’ve walked down and buildings you’ve been in featured in a high profile film.

    I’m talking about a film directly lifting from your childhood and throwing it right back at you in full HD.

    I was raised outside of Kansas City (I…

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  • Tongues Untied

    Tongues Untied


    Devastating in a thousand little ways

    Brilliant in a million more

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight


    Gotham on the edge of a nervous breakdown 

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  • Parasite



    "Well that was unexpected"
    -Me every five minutes watching this.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    As a person who is not good with confrontation I can tell you right now I wouldn't make it 5 minutes in the world of this film without either sobbing or apologizing profusely.