Zachary Jones

I saw Stuber opening night and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Favorite films

  • The Father
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Apartment
  • Rosemary's Baby

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  • The Night Comes for Us

    ★★★½

  • The Raid 2

    ★★★★

  • War

  • Romeo Must Die

    ★½

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  • The Night Comes for Us

    The Night Comes for Us

    ★★★½

    I was promised Joe Taslim versus Iko Uwais. I was delivered Joe Taslim versus Iko Uwais. Everything that happened until then were just the cherries on top of a kickass sundae, drenched in the blood of Indonesian martial artists who were foolish enough to bring knives to a Wing Chun fight. Unflappably violent and obsessed with gore, The Night Comes for Us is The Raid's hot-headed, mean-spirited younger brother with a chip on its shoulder and something to prove. Technically…

  • War

    War

    War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

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  • Dopesick

    Dopesick

    ★★★½

    All it's missing is a scene with Mark Ruffalo angrily slamming down papers and yelling, "They knew!"

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    The first Marvel film to make me involuntarily cry out, "Jesus fucking Christ!" Sam Raimi's back, baby! (With an asterisk). Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness marks Raimi's often asked for and long-awaited return to Marvel superheroics, joining forces with Loki scribe Michael Waldron to deliver something hitherto undreamt of. Together, the two present the MCU's patented parfait of fan-bait drivel and take a huge steaming shit all over it with more camp and horror than I thought the…