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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    I got stoned and wrote about Monster Hunter.

    Sample here:

    As an idiot of the “Vulgar Auteurism” Hall of Fame and alumni of goofy film shit that ultimately meant nothing, I can proudly state that I have been on the front-lines of praising shit like DTV action movies and Paul W.S. Anderson’s video game flicks for the better part of a decade. I have Gamer on DVD and everything. Anyway, so with Monster Hunter you’re getting exactly what it says…

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    BIG FUCKING DRAGON
    BIG FUCKING DRAGON
    BIG FUCKING DRAGON
    BIG FUCKING DRAGON

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★½

    Imagine the poor sap who died in this universe because he couldn't hold in a fart.

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    Fire Walk With Me is Laura's (Sheryl Lee) story, but there's one match cut between Laura & Leland (Ray Wise) that deepens the tragedy & presents it as not singular, but generational. At the close of the initial mystery in the Twin Peaks TV show Leland has a conversation with Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle McLachlan) where he talks about being a child & seeing Bob at their old Lake House. At first glance this could simply be Leland covering his tracks as Cooper…