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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Feel almost envious of kids growing up with this safe, nice version of Jumanji about teenagers bonding over body dysphoria. The one that I got had a child slowly transforming into a monkey against his will and these giant fucking bees that were horrible to even think about.

  • Twin Peaks

    Twin Peaks


    [Trigger Warning: Sexual Assault]

    [General Spoilers for Twin Peaks]

    “I’ve been watching all of my past repeating”

    -Angel Olsen, “All Mirrors”

    Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) has died, but the town of Twin Peaks doesn’t know that yet. Like most small towns in America the coffee is brewing, the blue-collar workers have clocked in and the local diner is sparsely populated with regulars who are nursing hangovers from their late night festivities that begin and end with a six pack of…

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    Imagine the poor sap who died in this universe because he couldn't hold in a fart.

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead


    Yeah, if your only options are Sign O' The Times, Purple Rain and Batman you're definitely going to use Batman as a weapon, but surely you've got worse albums than Batman to toss at zombies? It's really not that bad of an album. Of course when you compare it to the gargantuan success of every other Prince release in the 80s it is going to feel slight, but it has some moments of Prince's musical genius spread throughout. Partyman is…