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  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    Isn't it weird how Paterson can get an "R" rating because there's too many fuckwords, but Kong: Skull Island can straight up include an homage to Cannibal Holocaust & end up with a PG-13?

    I personally think that's fucked up.

    ****The MPAA has rated this review "R" for suggestive, coarse language****

  • Logan



    The first superhero movie in ages where I've actually been compelled to think about it the day after an initial viewing.

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  • Lava


    I bet Ringo Starr loves the shit out of this. He probably sat there watching the movie and nudging his friends in the side with the biggest grin on his face. "Ahhh, they LAVA each other", he says at the close of the short film.

    When he arrives home later that night he begins to compose a rock opera on the love of Volcanoes because he is so touched by the great act of love between these two mountains.


  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead


    Yeah if your only options are Sign O' The Times, Purple Rain and Batman you're definitely going to use Batman as a weapon, but surely you've got worse albums than Batman to toss at zombies. It's really not that bad of an album. Of course when you compare it to the gargantuan success of every other Prince release in the 80s it is going to feel slight, but it has some moments of Prince's musical genius spread throughout. Partyman is…