The Lighthouse ★★★★

No idea if this is actually a good movie or if I just love talking like a man who has spent his entire life chasing the quest of answering all of the vast secrets in the salty deep of Davey Jones, and has been wronged by the sea and all the vile creatures that rest under Neptune's golden breast plate. Maybe I just like the mythology of the screeching gulls, who keep the souls of all the dead sailors who lost their mind in the infinity of these twisted waters thinking about the piercing siren sounds of the mer-folk, with all their demented, twisted feminine wiles and scaly vagina gills.

No idea.

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