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  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York


    Synecdoche New York is a colossal undertaking.

    Which is comedic in its own right considering the title means "A part of the whole". Perhaps that speaks to the enormity of life?

    Synecdoche is not just a gigantic work for the filmmaker and writer Charlie Kaufman but for the film-goer and the critic.

    At its bare bones is the story of an artist told through the rapid increase of years, seeing his life, loves, experiences and regrets in both dream logic…

  • In the Mouth of Madness

    In the Mouth of Madness


    Do you read Sutter Cane?

    Well. You should.

    During the 90s the self-referential horror film reigned supreme. After the release of Scream practically every horror movie had teenagers mentioning how the situation they were caught in was like Friday The 13th. A lot of this commentary serviced nothing. It stopped at 'people die in horror films for doing drugs or having sex' and similar shallow observations. Criticisms that were more glib than insightful.

    In the Mouth of Madness is significantly…

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    You could replace every monster roar in Godzilla vs Kong with them saying "DUDE!!!" or "BRO!!!" and it would totally work.

    I thought I'd seen bizarre and oddball monster movies this year.

    I watched Monster Hunter and saw Ron Perlman flying through the air with funny Sayian hair fighting a dragon. I saw Shadow in the Cloud where Chloë Grace Moretz wrestled a bat and defied forces like inertia as if she were the incredible Hulk.

    But that was merely…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Justice League is the story of a group of heroes facing the loss of their strongest ally, coming together to fight an overwhelming invading alien force. It has Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg and Superman. It has Darkseid. It has Lex Luthor. It has fun cameos and reveals and nods to DC comic stories and events.

    And the studio cut of Justice League was a mess.

    The director stepped down after the tragic loss of his daughter and…

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  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman


    Psycho Goreman: "The horrors you have just witnessed cannot be unseen. Your young minds will carry this until it consumes you in a miserable death."

    Little Boy: *dry-heaving*

    Little Girl: "COOL."

    Psycho Goreman is what would happen if you crossed The Gate with Mechanical Violator Hakaider and Gwar and Critters and added in E.T. and Toxic Avenger and a smidgen of Rick and Morty.

    Okay. Did someone put DMT in my popcorn again?

    C'mon guys. This movie is too perfectly…