A young girl on a stormy night goes to a great dark castle in the woods and is warned of a flower and a secret. A terror hidden by the iris.
This is how Suspiria begins.
Universal.
Mythic.
Suspiria is Dario Argento's timeless masterpiece. A young Suzy Bannion (Jessica Harper from The Phantom of Paradise) goes to a famous school for dancing that is connected to a dark, hidden magic.
A corruption tainting the very air, making animals, insects and…
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In Marvel's Eternals, director Chloé Zhao (Nomadland) takes the Fingerprints of the Gods concept to modern science fiction superhero movies with mixed results.
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For a Spider-Man movie No Way Home is a really interesting episode of Doctor Who.
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Psycho Goreman: "The horrors you have just witnessed cannot be unseen. Your young minds will carry this until it consumes you in a miserable death."
Little Boy: *dry-heaving*
Little Girl: "COOL."
Psycho Goreman is what would happen if you crossed The Gate with Mechanical Violator Hakaider and Gwar and Critters and added in E.T. and Toxic Avenger and a smidgen of Rick and Morty.
Okay. Did someone put DMT in my popcorn again?
C'mon guys. This movie is too perfectly…
WARNING: The following review contains discussions of scary real-life stuff that might disturb a few fragile minds. If your minds are easily disturbed by real-life stuff, do not read this review.
Seriously. Turn back now.
Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.
ANYWAYS.
Now that we got the kids in bed, let's discuss something neat.
There are real-life monsters on Earth, as I'm sure you know. By monsters I don't mean serial killers or politicians (but I repeat myself). I mean, cool…
