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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    watched directly after “Grand Daddy Day Care”...this movie is only one minute longer, and a little bit more intense.

  • Grand-Daddy Day Care

    Grand-Daddy Day Care


    this effing film is enjoyable. obligatory “geriatrics- unwittingly-ingesting-weed-gummies” scene is executed flawlessly. I 💗 old ppl’s benevolent mischief.

Popular reviews

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    In 8th grade, most of us were self-doubting skeletons coming to terms with the awkward fit of the flesh that cloaked the bones. This film is the finest portrayal of that nebulous year that I’ve encountered, anchored by Elsie Fisher’s twitchy & trepidatious performance and Bo Burnham’s deft direction and thoughtful script...Gucci <3

  • The Lovely Bones

    The Lovely Bones


    This film is a fucking mess. Choppy use of CGI, bizarre Wahlberg performance, and “murdered girls are beautiful and angelic” theme did not sit well with this viewer 🙅🏻‍♂️ Character development nonexistent, but little Saoirse captivating as always. Blue-eyed Stanley Tucci stay away from my daughters dammit 😤