I could go on about how this is your standard Hallmark movie and how unsurprising everything in it is, but this isn't your standard romance, and for one reason only and that reason is Michael Ironside. Yes, that Michael Ironside.
As usual I was pretty zoned out during the intro, but I almost choked on my peanuts when I noticed his name on the screen. I thought it must be some kind if mistake, but no, it's really him. Older…
I've watched four of these and I'm rewarded with a "to be continued"? Fuck you, movie. If I'm not misremembering there are four books and if you think I'm happy about a fifth movie, you're worryingly delusional. If I'd been more alert I guess I would've heard about the announcement in August, but it was my birthday then, and honestly, if I'd heard about it, the day would've been ruined.
"So, why are you watching these? You know you can…
No spoilers here, even though I don’t think there’s much to spoil really. It’s not like three Spider-Men are about to join forces or anything.
After hearing some non-spoiler reviews I’d expected this to be a lot darker than it ended up being. For me. Of course, it’s still dark (literally and figuratively) and The Riddler scared the bejeezus out of me, but I found myself thinking “this is awesome” more often than “this is terrifying”. I even had a…
