I was under the impression these were gay and then surprise embarrassingly straight

Netflix is always lying to me.

  • Set It Up

    Set It Up

    ★★★

    the poster is very misleading, why are they looking so in love with their bosses?!?

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  • Mistress America

    Mistress America

    ★★★½

    this poster!!!

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    ★★★★

    the premise alone is misleading

  • Ingrid Goes West

    Ingrid Goes West

    ★★★

    honey... that level of obsession has got to involve some less than hetero feelings

  • Blind Date

    Blind Date

    On Netflix one of the images was two gals who looked very in love, sue me!

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    greta gerwig please unlock your gay potential

  • Bend It Like Beckham

    Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★½

    i still firmly believe everyone in this film is gay

  • Life

    Life

    ★★

    How dare you write about james dean and remove his bisexuality. Shame on you.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★★½

    I am predicting very little exploration of dumbledore's sexuality, which saddens me but is, at this point, no longer surprising. But don't worry there will be plenty of straight romance to go around!!!

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  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    WHY WOULD YOU BE IN LOVE WITH A GIRL YOU'VE BARELY SPOKEN TO WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND, the vision that is chiwetel ejiofor, IS RIGHT THERE!?

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women

    ★★★½

    if there's a lot of women on a poster i assume gay and greta gerwig only increases this assumption

  • Every Day

    Every Day

    ★★★½

    it's not the worst example but the concept does beg for more queer content within the film

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  • Persona

    Persona

    ★★

    The poster for this movie is highly misleading, as well as some of the scenes.

  • He's Just Not That Into You

    He's Just Not That Into You

    THE FUCKING SCREENCAP FOR THIS ON NETFLIX IS OF BRADLEY COOPER LOVINGLY LOOKING AT BEN AFFLECK. MISLEADING!