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  • Hereditary



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    To get into the proper headspace to read this review, I suggest putting this on loop and then proceeding to read this:

    Hereditary is by far one of the most well-made, captivating, amazing, terrifying films I have ever seen in my life. I put an emphasis on "terrifying" because that's how the movie can be summed up in a single word. I started this last night but then had to turn it off because, even though I knew what…

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    Once again, I have a little story to preface this review. Back in November, I saw a trailer for a little movie called Love, Simon. After discovering it was based on a book by Becky Albertalli titled Simon vs. the Homo-Sapiens Agenda, I ordered it as soon as I could and finished it in a day. Much like this movie, I gave the book an easy 10 out of 10. Ever since then, I've been eagerly anticipating this movie, waiting…

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  • Instant Family

    Instant Family


    i cant really think of anything else to say but “wow”

  • Midsommar



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    dani really just said “thank u, next”
    ummmmm this was so much better the second time around. the runtime went along so quickly. i knew it needed a second viewing for me to get the full effect. my friend felt the same exact way.

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  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter


    What a movie.

    I didn't watch the trailer, nor was I really interested in seeing the movie... Until I saw all of the great reviews.

    I'm gonna start this off by saying that this is probably the best horror-comedy film I've ever seen (that's not a parody). It's got a ton of familiar faces -- Bella Thorne, Leslie Bibb, Robbie Amell, and a ton of others -- and it's just all-around a good movie. (Also, I never thought I'd say…

  • Halloween



    On Friday, I asked my mom if we were still going to see Halloween on Saturday. She told me she was thinking about taking my brother and me to go see it that night―but that ended up not happening. So I sat in my theater seat at around 6:28 for a showing at 7pm, I couldn't contain my excitement. I had been pretty audible about the fact that I was so excited to see this movie. As the trailers ended…