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  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset


    Baby you're going to miss that plane

  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space


    So, somebody couldn't get IT tickets tonight... Killer Klowns from Outer Space dares to ask the question; what if clowns were something to be feared and not something universally loved? Well, not only does it ask, but it answers. 

    If you've been noticing a serious decline in the quality of my reviews this year - I'm aware of the shit I write... To be honest, it's not only working near 60 hours a week - it's simply hard to get…

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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    I went in with the best of intentions. I "liked" each of the previous Jurassic Park films. I did not expect anything groundbreaking - just some dinosaur fun. That's all I really wanted - just some fun... I hated Jurassic World.

    I'm saying all of this below as soberly and as calmly as I can - I really wanted to like this movie - I really wanted to give it a better rating - but as I think about it…

  • Pee-wee's Big Holiday

    Pee-wee's Big Holiday


    I'm so happy right now!

    You can't go back! Nostalgia is a trap!! Force Awakens was a fluke!! ... I know you are but what am I? ... AHHHH!!!

    I've been rooting for Paul Reubens for so long to get a chance at another movie!! I've read interviews where he said he had plans but they would always fall through... but he finally got it!! And he fucking nailed it!!!

    Pee-wee's commute to work! Pee-wee's still the breakfast king! All…