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  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fuck. This. Shit.

    This is horrendously constructed, mega-boring psychological torture porn masquerading as "art."

    It's film student-quality filmmaking that runs on literally twice as long as it ought to given its lack of substance in any form.

    Exposition via dialogue abounds. Things are often told to us two, three, even four times, sometimes by multiple characters.

    We don't need to hear from three different fucking people that Baby Jane probably crippled Blanche to get that it's the consensus. We don't…

  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    A real piece of shit, honestly. It's been weeks since I watched it, so I don't wanna try and remember all the reasons I hate this, but I felt it worth saying:

    This is not a good movie. It is a very, very bad movie.

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  • Dunkirk



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't think this is necessarily an outright bad film, but what the fuck is the point here?

    Is the point that war is hell? If so, this is obvious to everyone already. Films like Saving Private Ryan or We Were Soldiers depict the visual atrocity and gut-wrenching fear, pain, and confusion of soldiers much more viscerally and accurately. This is a bleached, PG-13 affair that seems content to shy away from the blood, the burning corpses, and the horrifically…

  • Quiz Show

    Quiz Show


    As I sit here, typing this, it appears that the next President of the United States will be Donald J. Trump.

    Why, you ask, is that relevant to this film?

    Because this film is about lies. At their core. The simple act of making someone think something that isn't true. They take different forms. In the film, the lies can be promises that aren't kept, they can be denial of wrongdoing, they can be assurances that what you're being asked…