★★ Watched 17 May, 2017
You may have been told The Green Inferno is a movie about cannibalism, but it's actually a movie about an alternate universe where all things are stupid.
★½ Watched 14 May, 2017
Get you a puppet who lick your titty so good you throw your bible in the trash.
★★★★½ Watched 09 Jan, 2017
You can keep your DeNiro and Pacino in Heat, I'll take Moriarty and Carradine in Q every goddamn time.
★★★ Watched 30 Apr, 2017
Did I...did I just see Mark Hamill's balls?