★★★★ Watched 10 May, 2018
Here's the truth. By the time the end credits started rolling I had grown a full beard. I went into this movie a boy and came out a man.
★★★ Watched 09 Apr, 2018
Speedrunners exploit pixel-perfect glitches to shave a hundredth of a second from their times, and you're trying to tell us that after years of attempts no one ever thought to drive the race backwards?
★★★★ Watched 27 Jul, 2017 1
Next time I watch a movie on a plane, I'll probably pick a film with fewer knife-rapes.
★½ Watched 14 May, 2017
Get you a puppet who lick your titty so good you throw your bible in the trash.