Caleb Johnson

Self-proclaimed filmmaker with dreams of becoming a real proclaimed filmmaker.

Favorite films

  • Harakiri
  • GoodFellas
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Seven Samurai

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  • Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★½

  • Analyze This

    ★★★

  • 964 Pinocchio

    ★★★½

  • The Infernal Cauldron

    ★★★★★

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  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★½

    Obviously, this was an incredible event in real life back in 1972. Even if the ACTUAL Sonny Wortzik (named John Wojtowicz in reality) says the film was only 30% accurate to what actually happened, this is still a damn good watch. 

    I think it goes without saying that the best part of this whole movie is Pacino. Pacino, Pacino, Pacino. He CARRIES this film. It’s a great film on its own, but it wouldn’t have anything near the status it…

  • Analyze This

    Analyze This

    ★★★

    Obviously the saving graces of this film are De Niro and Billy Crystal. And Lisa Kudrow, of course. She’s a national treasure. Though I feel like De Niro’s comedic performance here outshines the others, partially due to just the way the script was written.

    I really wanted to like this a lot more, and I was expecting to just because of the talent that was involved. But unfortunately this just kinda falls flat way more than it sticks the landing.…

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Alright folks, here's the deal. It's currently 2 am and I have a lot to say about this film. Right off the bat, (get it?) I need to make it clear just how much I love Batman. I. LOVE. Batman. He's my all-time favorite superhero, (with Spidey as a very close second) and he has been since like, second grade. So needless to say, I was absolutely pumped for this. After seeing it, I have a lot of thoughts. I…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    I really honestly don't think I have seen a film this innovative, this creative, this heartfelt, this sweet, or this fucking insane in a long, long time.

    The movie starts off REALLY fast. Right off the bat, you notice that this film moves at a breakneck pace. At first, it's a little disorienting and a little hard to get adjusted to, but there's never a point where you feel lost in what's actually happening. Then all of the actual multiverse…