What a fucking weird experience, honestly. Look, I know that only giving a movie 1.5 stars LOOKS really bad, but I honestly didn't... hate... this movie...? Hear me out. It's not creative by ANY means, nor is it in any way original. But I've definitely seen worse, it's just that two stars felt like a lot for this.
It's not like this is even THAT boring, either. Sure, it's petty generic and forgettable, but you're at least not gonna be…