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  • Twixt



    These last three Coppolas are utterly godly.

  • The Mother of Tears

    The Mother of Tears


    Argento's Red Line 7000. Genius-tier experiment that I wish I was more enthusiastic about but ultimately its high-modernist crumminess felt redundant and not as good when compared to Suspiria and Inferno and wasted when compared to Lynch's use of iMovie effects in Twin Peaks: The Return. Sorry, Mike.

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    Hostel: Part II


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