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  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman


    The 90's nostalgia action with hilarious dark humor & a very unique sense of artistry/originality in the aliens are what carry this film—the aliens being worth the ticket alone.

    The kid actors are hit & miss & any dialogue that isn't apart of a bit is average at best. Thankfully, there are a ton of great jokes that distract from this problem.

  • For Your Eyes Only

    For Your Eyes Only


    My man lookin like a raisin next to these 23 year old bond girls!

    It's nice to know Roger Moore eventually quit being Bond cause he felt it was wrong for him to be so old while the women were so young (at least the internet quotes him saying that).

    This is a charming & classic Bond film that calls back to "Majesty's Secret Service" & ends at one of the coolest Bond villain liars. Sadly, it's bogged down by a horrible 80s ballad of a theme song & a dragging 2nd act.

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    With the: camera work, disturbing-as-fuck phone calls, gruesome kills & heavy subject matter surrounding our final girl, this almost gives Halloween a run for its money. All it's really lacking is an iconic soundtrack & a bit tighter 2nd act.

    At times I was more horrified by the boyfriend than the killer in the attic & making us wonder if they are one in the same is all the more interesting. This is easily in my top 5 slashers now.

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


    The purest Christmas joy there possibly can be.