Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Up
  • Young Frankenstein

Recent activity

  • Shakespeare in Love


  • Pepsi, Where's My Jet?


  • The Deepest Breath


  • No Hard Feelings


Recent reviews

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night


    Bah humbug, motherfucker.

    Will absolutely unironically rewatch this every year. Brilliant. No notes (except some of the violence made me squeamish).

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    I haven’t hated a Marvel villain like that in a long time.
    Also, Rocket is the best Guardian.

Popular reviews

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows


    What are we?

    Werewolves, not swearwolves

    That dumb little smile Waititi does is pure gold.

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    The half star is because Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Sam Neill are just really nice to look at.