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Prey 2022
the same people who ruled that the buzz lightyear origin story needed to be broadcast in cinemas across the globe decided that this should be dumped on hulu.
trachtenberg has a gift for taking franchises that people really don’t give a shit about anymore and rejuvenating them with high octane, high-concept stories which he executes with a really sharp eye and adoration for the property. i’d really love to see him get more work in the near future. this was a blast.
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Bad Times at the El Royale 2018
JON HAMM CASUALLY SAID “FORTNITE” TWICE AND I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER FROM THERE AND GUESS WHAT- IT DID.
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Kong: Skull Island 2017
A welcome throwback to when blockbusters actually came complete with aspirations and ambition. Kong: Skull Island is a fast-paced romp full of immersive environments, blissfully obnoxious lighting/cinematography, and impressive, grand-scale action sequences. Also it hasn't even been two years and we're already paying homage to Mad Max Fury Road. A more in depth review coming later. Great stuff.
