Chris Rock? More like Chris Cock!

Raiden, show me who did it! She kinda bad tho, is that Frost? (gasp)

JON HAMM CASUALLY SAID “FORTNITE”  TWICE AND I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER FROM THERE AND GUESS WHAT- IT DID.

A welcome throwback to when blockbusters actually came complete with aspirations and ambition. Kong: Skull Island is a fast-paced romp full of immersive environments, blissfully obnoxious lighting/cinematography, and impressive, grand-scale action sequences. Also it hasn't even been two years and we're already paying homage to Mad Max Fury Road. A more in depth review coming later. Great stuff.