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  • Skate Kitchen

    Skate Kitchen


    In a negative review, the San Francisco Chronicle described Skate Kitchen as “just one meaningless scene after another.” This is true in the best of ways, as the film deftly skates through (see what I did there) the neo-realism genre, incorporating non-actors and offering a slice of life into a new world that is equal parts alien, familiar, and captivating. 

    Note that I found both the protagonist and the love interest (Jayden Smith) flat and boring, but absolutely reveled in…

  • Starlet



    Sean Baker creates some of the most captivating characters I’ve ever seen. This little indy project had me riveted and completely invested. Don’t sleep on Starlet if you like Sean Baker - I liked this even more than Tangerine and can’t wait to watch it again. 

    Alternative ending interpretation: a threat

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    20 Things Wrong With A Quiet Place 

    (1) You would never have a whiteboard that posits “what’s their weakness?” to anyone other than an audience. It’s like if I wrote “this is my refrigerator” on my own refrigerator. 

    (2) The kid shouldn’t have even had the chance to keep the batteries. The parents should be saving batteries, as there is no power grid. 

    (3) When you kill a main character of a limited set of characters in the beginning, the…

  • The Clapper

    The Clapper

    It was refreshing to finally watch a dumb comedy after Oscar season. However, I wish I could just fast forward to the 3 funny parts for you and save you the time. 

    SIDE NOTE on Theater Experience: the audience went in to a black screen - no ads or previews. When we told them nothing was happening, they just started the movie randomly lol. Five minutes in, one of three people in the theater started snoring louder than the movie.…