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  • The Beyond
  • Death Wish 3
  • Things
  • The Proposition

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  • Jungle Cruise

    ★★½

  • The Green Knight

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Killfast

    ★½

  • The Doll Squad

    ★★★

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  • Club Lingerie

    Club Lingerie

    ★★★★

    I spent most of the day drinking and decided I was going to commit to a movie. Club Lingerie had been in the collective ether of my internet social circles somewhat recently and it sounded like a mind-melter cum low-commitment. Functioning on autopilot I thought I navigated from "Rent for $0.99" to "Rent in HD for $2.99". Because I'm a fucking idiot for thinking this would have a differentiated HD release I ended up buying this for $2.99. I can't…

  • Night Kaleidoscope

    Night Kaleidoscope

    ★★★

    Thanks to someone on here this was put on my radar right before this year's Hooptober announcement and I immediately put it in the running. I had to bail on the challenge at the last minute due to the upheaval of relocating for a new job but I didn't want this to be a film that got buried and eventually lost on my watchlist.

    While there is a plot, this works better as an atmosphere piece than any narrative venture.…

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  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    ★★½

    I feel like I have a perpetual background itch for movies in this vein that I almost never scratch. Not necessarily kid friendly, Disney entries but big action adventure movies in general.

    Not the best movie overall but there were a lot of bits and pieces that I really enjoyed. Most obviously, this was a fun (maybe--probably--unnecessary?) fleshing out of a beloved Disney attraction, so my Disney/theme park junkie side was enthused; Tower of Terror still holds my first place…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★½

    If I knew Arthurian legends featured hotwiving I would have actually read those stories during my high school English classes.

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  • Detainment

    Detainment

    Reason #397 Why You Should Not Have Kids: They might kill another kid. OR they might grow up to be a disrespectful filmmaker.

  • The Devil and Father Amorth

    The Devil and Father Amorth

    ★★½

    I had to run a screening of this for an event at work tonight. Friedkin was there and I got to spend a good amount of time with him which was definitely more enjoyable than watching the movie from the booth with audio coming through the monitor. In case anyone was wondering, William Friedkin doesn't "need no condiments" on his "hotdog sandwich."