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This Movie Fucks!!
One of the most enjoyable movie theater experiences I’ve ever had. The visuals and airplane stunts were breathtaking along with the Hans Zimmer score.
Cruise is great in bringing back his most famous character. Some really solid emotional scenes from him that we usually don’t see.
Miles Teller steals every scene he’s in. He was made to play Gooses son. Movie star shit. I hope we get a stand alone movie with Miles and Glen Powell.
Please do yourself a favor and watch this on the big screen.
I wish I didn’t have herpes but we’ve got to go with what we got
Michael Bay is his fucking BAG! If you’re looking for a movie suspended in realism and logic, this one is not for you. I mean, some of the most shoddy cop work I’ve ever seen on film. Some of the chase sequences you’d think the cops were driving blindfolded.
This is everything you’d want in a Bay film. Great location and action set pieces, sexy…
Kong bows to no one
My guy Kong just wants to sit on his island and chill and Godzilla out here trying to start trouble. Hate to see it. This movie is a mix of Pacific rim, stranger things, and a mash up of other out dated disaster stories with really really good visuals.
You wanna make art or chase affirmation from faceless strangers?
Mainstream is a movie trying to say something about influencer culture but doesn’t really hit the mark. Andrew Garfield is great in this “look at me” role. He’s really captivating for the 90 minute runtime. The film just felt all over the place, and not just in the intentional frenetic YouTube editing way the director was going for. I thought the stunt casting of Johnny Knoxville, the original online superstar of his time, was a pretty effective meta moment.