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  • 8 Million Ways to Die
  • Hairspray
  • Light Sleeper
  • Parents

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  • Street Fighter

    ★★★½

  • De Palma

    ★★★★

  • Cop Out

  • Wolf

    ★★★½

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  • The Net

    The Net

    ★★★½

    This shit’s fun as piss and crazy nostalgic for all you Windows 95 vapor wave dicks out there.

    Sandra brings it, even while *online* ordering (way ahead of its time btw) the most disgusting and cliched 90s pizza I’ve seen portrayed on screen in some time. I believe it was anchovies, black olives, and extra cheese. Remember when ordering extra cheese was indicative of a rebellious and bold nature? Me too fer sure.

    How 96’s Best Supporting Actor didn’t go to…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    One of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen, featuring child actors that i wanted to set on fire. My popcorn was very good tho. I bring my own spice mix to the theatre. I make the spice mix myself just for popcorn. It’s half super spicy Cajun and half Kansas City BBQ rub.