Chris Flathmann

Chris Flathmann Pro

Favorite films

  • The Iron Giant
  • Sunshine
  • Spirited Away
  • Surf's Up

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home


  • Starstruck


  • Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie


  • Princess Protection Program

Pinned reviews

  • Earth Girls Are Easy

    Earth Girls Are Easy


    So, is this Scientology?

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter


    I absolutely love the monster hunter series; however, this is not what I entirely wanted from its theatrical debut. The monster hunter universe is interesting on it's on and does not need this weird military and real-world plotline added onto it.

    The main character with the language gap issue feels so forced and drags the movie's pacing down. This could have been a simple movie about hunting monsters but we don't really get that. The fun of monster hunter is…

Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    Everything I want in a Spider-Man movie. Got me excited about live action Spider-Man again.

  • Starstruck



    Watching and Ranking DCOMs, Time for Starstruck

    This movie feels like it was written with two main goals: (1) recycle as many previous plotlines as possible; and (2) launch as many unsuccessful music careers as possible. Luckily, this movie accomplishes both of these goals with flying colors. Also, at some point in this movie, they dive car into a mud pit and it sinks, and they never bring it up again. Like, they legit sink their grandmother's car at it…

Popular reviews

  • The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther


    Still a better representation of French culture than Emily in Paris.

  • Love Don't Co$t a Thing

    Love Don't Co$t a Thing


    I really hope I die before I see Steve Harvey try to teach someone to open a condom seductively again.