Favorite films

  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • Sicario
  • The Emperor's New Groove
  • Sing Street

Recent activity

  • Fast Five


  • Fast & Furious


  • Grizzly Man


  • Untold: Malice at the Palace


Recent reviews

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five


    Listening to a few podcasts after watching this, and I'm in awe at how much of Fast Five was shot practically. We aren't quite in Mad Max: Fury Road territory, but there are two car set pieces in this movie - an early heist involving a train and the bonkers finale - that I've legitimately never seen in cinema before.

    Fast Five is a bingo card of movie themes I love. I love heist movies, I ensemble casts, I love…

  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious


    I am such a sucker for this series and I make no apologies for it.

    Fast and Furious is ridiculous and riddled with problems, but I grinned like an idiot a dozen times over. I just want to spend as much time with these characters as possible, plot or corny one liners be damned.

Popular reviews

  • Enemy



    Watched this first thing in the morning, which I wouldn't call the optimal viewing experience. My head is still spinning.

    Denis is brilliant at creating atmosphere, so no surprise that Enemy looks and sounds amazing.

    Gyllenhaal is a brilliant actor, so no surprise that he knocks this out of the park. The scenes where he's playing both roles, and the subtle body language he uses to differentiate them, is equal parts mesmerizing and unnerving. Also a shoutout to Sarah Gadon's,…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    It crushes me to say as a lifelong Star Wars fan, but The Rise of Skywalker is one of the worst-paced and soullessly transactional blockbusters I've ever seen.

    TROS feels more like a cynical obligation than a labor of love befitting of the culmination of the greatest entertainment franchise in movie history. Scenes are unloaded on the audience like a machine gun's clip, like a parent speed-reading through the last chapter of their bedtime story so their kid will finally…