★★★½ Watched 08 Feb, 2017
Clunky and sometimes laugh-out-loud bad, but not without charm and interesting ideas.
★★★ Watched 17 Oct, 2016
The only cure for parasitic mind control worms that are mystically linked to musique concrete is to go pig farming. Or something.
★★★ Watched 20 Sep, 2016
Jean Michel Jarre with colours and cannibals.
★½ Watched 27 Jun, 2015
The extra half a star is for being thoughtfully short enough that the lost minutes of my life are immaterial. Featuring the sort of science found on the back of a shampoo bottle, this is the most extraordinary twaddle. A USB stick? Honestly.
★★★½ Watched 11 Jan, 2014
Big, dumb, and proud of it.
Warped accents abound: Americans pretending to be English, Englishmen and Canadians pretending to be Australians.
Starship Troopers with less aliens, but bigger aliens.
★★★½ Rewatched 16 Dec, 2013
Some outrageously bad acting, but the military scenes are excellent, and it manages to be grim and chilling.
★★½ Watched 29 Jul, 2013
Great balls of cheese. Some samples... "These humans are not like other bodies you've inhabited, they have very strong physical drives" "Human beings are just so... alien"
Very shiny cars, motorbikes, and helicopters though.
★★★★ Watched 29 Jun, 2013
Some drawn out action scenes made it longer than it needed to be... but on the whole very good.
★★★ Watched 21 Jun, 2013
Of a time
★★★½ Watched 08 Jun, 2013
Visually impressive. Not much of an adaptation though... didn't really feel like the book in any way other than a few familiar names and places.
★★★ Watched 31 May, 2013
Doesn't know what it wants to be.
★★½ Watched 27 May, 2013
Contrived, clichéd... Erica Bana is entertaining.