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  • North

    North

    ★★★

    25 years later, this plays more like a wacky, clusterfucked timecapsle than the unmitigated disaster of its reputation. I can't help but chuckle at the thought of mid-90s Rob Reiner, walking tall after a staggering run of critical/commerical hits, calling in every favor from every famous friend to lend their services to something this *stupid*.

    Bortsch!

  • Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even

    Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even

    ★★★

    Hot Guy From the Lake: (Begins macking on Jenny Lewis)

    Me: DOES THIS MOOK HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE FUCK HE IS TALKING TO.

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  • Dirty Work

    Dirty Work

    ★★★★★

    "Hello, real cops?"

  • Heavyweights

    Heavyweights

    ★★★★★

    “‘LARS’!? What kind of name is that? Where are you from?”

    “...Far away.”

    “(Gulp)”