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  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Stalker
  • Fanny and Alexander
  • An Elephant Sitting Still

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  • Vampyros Lesbos

    ★★★½

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

  • Jurassic World

    ★★

  • Jurassic Park III

    ★★½

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  • An Elephant Sitting Still

    An Elephant Sitting Still

    ★★★★★

    The world is a wasteland.

    Depression is a terrible sickness. It’s addictive. It infects the very things that caused it in the first place; the ones we love, the things we care about, the places we grew up…and worst of all, most of the time you hardly even notice it’s there. An Elephant Sitting Still is the most deadly accurate and deeply affecting cinematic portrayal of depression ever put to screen, a timeless masterpiece of human nature.

    I’ve been struggling…

  • Adventure Time: Islands

    Adventure Time: Islands

    ★★★★★

    I’m gonna use this as means to a review of the entire show, not just this “miniseries” (which isn’t a separate series in itself, just a more serialized group of 10 episodes to tell one story within the series). Anyway, here I go.

    Adventure Time. I was 9 years old when this show first came out. I was used to watching cartoons before school and after dinner, around this time the most notable shows I remember watching were Total Drama…

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  • Vampyros Lesbos

    Vampyros Lesbos

    ★★★½

    A sexy sleazadelic horror romp that entrances you with it’s dreamlike hazy atmosphere and jazzy rock soundscape that’s impossible to escape from. There’s some odd genius in this campy, trashy, beautiful mess and it all starts with the film’s aimless nature stumbling into something bigger than itself. Wasn’t totally engrossed by this but I can see where most of you are coming from. Definitely hit the right vibe, just need a rewatch down the line.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Dumb character decisions=excuse to make another sequel.

    One of the worst films I’ve ever had the chance to experience, it pains me to even call this monstrosity a “film”. It’s offensive to real, coherent art. In a nutshell, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom mirrors everything thats wrong with the world today. Feel bad for the problem, only blame people who exploit the problem, and ignore the people who created the problem. It’s pretty fucking simple. Such an oversaturated brainwash piece filled…

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  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III

    ★★½

    So bad…yet so good. Fully embraces the B-movie camp and monster horror structure instead of trying to pass off as a kid-friendly blockbuster sequel. This was my favorite of the three films growing up, all stemming from my love of SyFy channel TV movies at that age. This felt like a bigger budget, better CGI version of those “films” I loved so much. Obviously this is miles and miles below the quality of Spielberg’s first Jurassic Park, but it’s entertainment factor…

  • Final Space

    Final Space

    ★★★★½

    Final Space has been canceled after 3 seasons. Not particularly the news I wanted to wake up to today, but here we are. I can’t put into words how amazing this show is, weaving comedy, adventure, action, and sci-fi into a beautiful & heartbreaking story about loss, togetherness, righteousness and friendship. I can’t explain how much Final Space means to me, it has no right ending the way it did but unfortunately that’s how television goes. If you haven’t already, go…