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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight


    "That is one bitching car." ~Academy Award winner Anthony Hopkins

  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry


    Makes Pay It Forward look like Room look like Citizen Kane.

    There are some bad movies that have no idea what their point is and amble aimlessly in search of one. There are some bad movies that think they know what they're doing but can't quite seem to pin it due to some combination of denial and incompetence. There are a few stinkers that are bad because there are five or ten different points they're trying to make due to…

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  • Passengers



    "Why can't she see that I'm just a Nice Guy?": The Movie

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak

    Test screening of the (somewhat) unfinished product, so I can't really say anything terribly specific about why I really liked this, but MAN, I really really liked this. Incredibly gorgeous throwback to classical, gothic horror a la Edgar Allen Poe (with tinges of Lovecraft). Dug the hell out of it.