I miss the old sex
Straight from the dick sex
Cum in the vag sex
Wearing a strap sex
I hate the new sex
Cut in the boob sex
Carve into feet sex
Tattoo a spleen sex
I miss the sweet sex
Dildo and jeans sex
I gotta say at that time I'd like to have sex
See, I invented sex
It wasn't any sexes
I used to carve sex
Gender reassign sex
I even had the Sark drill, I thought I was sex
What if David made a film about the new sex
Called "I miss the old sex"
Man that would be so David
That's all it was, man
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am
And I love you like the old sex hates the new sex