• Dave Chappelle: The Closer

    Dave Chappelle: The Closer

    So here's a fun fact: I had never seen a Dave Chappelle special before tonight. I had never seen Dave Chappelle's Block Party, I've never seen an episode of his show. I'd only seen a YouTube clip of that "Blind Racist" sketch some years ago and that's about it. So when I decided to watch this for some incomprehensible reason, I thought that it would be a situation where I'd have to admit that his craft and delivery as a…

  • Venom

    Venom

    plenty of criticisms you can give this movie but it features big titty venom smooching tom hardy soooo they're all moot by that point

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    you can take the blue pill or the red pill

    either way, you lose

  • Cry Macho

    Cry Macho

    clint is just horny for latin women and like that's fine write your self-insert fantasies long as they don't hurt anyone it's chill

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    worse than CATS, more unnerving to look at than CATS, more thematically and narratively sociopathic than CATS, A Serbian Film, Salo, Come and See, and The Human Centipede combined. if this is what broadway finds uplifting, maybe broadway must be locked in a padded cell to ensure it can hurt no one

  • Freaky

    Freaky

    it's true, having balls does suck

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    was really nice of james wan to make basically a resident evil nemesis origin movie for me specifically. i appreciate it.

  • Annette

    Annette

    i have once said to myself

    i will be a vampire forever

    i once told myself

    you will never be loved

    you will never sing

    dear baby annette

    some day you will find the ones

    who bring you back to light

    dear baby annette

    someone was meant to

    adore you

    dear baby annette

    there is still plenty of time

    be well, child

    the strings have been cut

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    More midbudget shoot-for-the-moon-overstylized full-on A-list actor cast Hitchcock riffs please. Letts allows the airport novel trash of it all to stay trash instead of trying to class it up like a certain filmmaker we know and hate (rhymes with Tate Taylor). Adams good. Been a long time since Oldman hammed it up this hard and I missed it. Rake bit is rad.

  • Bug

    Bug

    mother bug

    i watched my mother become a super mother bug

    i watched the egg sacs hatch in her brain

    she is unrecognizable to me now

    well, not really

    it was always there, deep down

    it was probably just waiting for the right moment to

    germinate

    hatch

    breed

    mate

    now they're out there

    and many more share her bugs

    i can never talk to her like i used to

    all i can do is keep watching those drones and

    queens and

    eggs all

    germinate

    hatch

    breed

    mate

    fall in love

  • A Brighter Summer Day

    A Brighter Summer Day

    ★★★★★

    A shirt carries his essence

    A uniform holds a country

    A skirt contains a desire

    A pair of glasses bears a family's future

    A shirt makes his mother cry

    Glasses make his father quit smoking

    A record keeps a friend hoping

    These things and many more

    Accumulate

  • Annette

    Annette

    The thing you have to understand about Baby Annette is that she is a baby after all.