One of the most visually enticing films i've seen, i only wish it was just as strong plot wise.
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Meg 2: The Trench 2023
The most absurd film of the entire year, but what can i say? i had fun. can't wait to see The Meg 3 - Across The Megverse, starring The MEGan Thee Stallion, The M3Gan and The Meg Griffin, it will be truly the most MEGorable movie ever made.
Also, best gag in the movie is the scene where the girl sees a mercenary's dead body and decides to rob his ass, that was so brenda from scary movie coded.
(am i tripping or huge parts of those trench scenes were copied from 2020's Underwater?)
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Elevator Game 2023
I remember reading about the urban legend a few years ago, the only difference is that it was called "SeteAlém" and not the elevator game, honestly, i always thought that it would make a pretty cool movie, this is definitely not pretty cool, but at least i laughed nonstop for 90 minutes!
also, i can't believe the protagonist is supposed to be in highschool, HE LOOKS 30 😭😭😭😭
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Cobweb 2023
This is such a fun little horror gem, an intriguing mystery that builds up into a wild barbarian-like third act, featuring some actually impressive camerawork from Samuel Bodin, solid acting from pretty much the entire cast and an ending that i'm not sure if i like it but i do appreciate it for what it is, it might not reach the heights of the aforementioned Barbarian but it is one of the best horror releases of this year.
Also, i'm…
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The Portable Door 2023
cute, fun and quirky fantasy film, often felt like the type of film i'd watch at cable tv when i was 12 (and i mean that as a compliment!), i need Sophie Wilde in more films though, she's a star!
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Past Lives 2023
While watching this i came to a realization that moving stories about relationships aren't my thing, like, i can't exactly find a flaw about this film, it's a good movie, the acting, dialogue, cinematography, they're all good and yet i didn't feel anything at all, not a single emotion beyond "eh, this is fine", maybe i'm the world's least romantic person, because i do like dramas, but romance dramas? yeah no.
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Walk of Shame 2014
Elizabeth Banks is funny and James Marsden is hot and that's pretty much what the movie is.
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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 2023
best character in the entire movie was the older sister who only wanted to hang out with her best friend and watch horror movies, she's literally me.
Also, i just know half of the movie's budget went into getting all those songs for the soundtrack.