Big sweatpants guy
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
Mission: Impossible - Fallout 2018
Scientology aside It’s not two mfs on the planet who go harder than my son Tom cruise
-
Popular reviews
More-
Whiplash 2014
Lets be very fucking clear. THIS IS what uncut gems THINKS it has. This entire movie feels like a Gorilla slamming my head into spiked concrete while I’m being accompanied by sweet, sweet beautiful jazz. It’s like a 2-hour profound and twisted tragedy of the uncle from VEEP yelling at Jonah
“Ay, don’t touch my fucking folder, man”
“NOT MY TEMPO”
Big loser of the film: Tanner
Really Finna really start telling folks “not my tempo” on Twitter
“Clean the… -
The French Dispatch 2021
oh BABY. PRINT JOURNALISM WILL FOREVER HAVE MY HEART. I mean that. I might legit have to stick a projector in my grave and screen this joint on my tombstone. Idk im workshopping yall, but like when you remember me … go watch the mf French Dispatch, baby. It’s like this, “hoop dreams,” and maybe like “all the presidents men” will embody my dead spirit. the whole time watching I'm in my head off the “hell yeah,” You know, I…