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  • Do the Right Thing
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Persepolis
  • Winning Time: Reggie Miller vs. The New York Knicks

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★½

  • Happy Together

    ★★★★½

  • Top Gun

    ★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    Lets be very fucking clear. THIS IS what uncut gems THINKS it has. This entire movie feels like a Gorilla slamming my head into spiked concrete while I’m being accompanied by sweet, sweet beautiful jazz. It’s like a 2-hour profound and twisted tragedy of the uncle from VEEP yelling at Jonah 

    “Ay, don’t touch my fucking folder, man” 

    “NOT MY TEMPO”

    Big loser of the film: Tanner

    Really Finna really start telling folks “not my tempo” on Twitter
     
    “Clean the…

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★★

    oh BABY. PRINT JOURNALISM WILL FOREVER HAVE MY HEART. I mean that. I might legit have to stick a projector in my grave and screen this joint on my tombstone. Idk im workshopping yall, but like when you remember me … go watch the mf French Dispatch, baby. It’s like this, “hoop dreams,” and maybe like “all the presidents men” will embody my dead spirit. the whole time watching I'm in my head off the “hell yeah,” You know, I…