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Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2021
A joyless, charmless Amblin imitation that just will not stop elbowing you in the ribs, asking “remember THIS from the 1984 film Ghostbusters?”
Easily the worst Ghostbusters film.
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2021
not one person in this movie reacts to their initial undeniable confirmation of ghosts as the life-changing moment it should be. every single person experiences their first ghost with the…
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2021
The Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the TV screen meme for 125 minutes. It’s astonishing how something can be so “faithful” to an old movie and miss its point completely.
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Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021
i was asked to do punch up on this movie and repeatedly pitched a bit in which lebron james goes through the sisterhood of the traveling pants franchise. “he and…
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Wonder Woman 1984 2020
Barbara Minerva: I used to be a nerd who nobody liked but now I am hot and bulletproof and can pull off Robert Smith-levels of eyeliner.
Maxwell Lord: but don’t…
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Don't Tell Her It's Me 1990
A mostly questionable bore where a twisted woman is hellbent on getting her brother's dick wet instead of working on her oily bolt eating gremlin child.
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Cliffhanger 1993
All you need to know about this movie is that Stallone lifts a man into a stalactite and kills him. Five stars, retroactive Best Picture.
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2020
Jim Carrey is having a lot of fun which is a lot of fun to watch. It’s a blissful 99 minutes. This review has been brought to you by the…
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