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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2023

  D+ script
  S++++++++ set design
  A+ score
  C- acting
  S+ cinematography
  B+ gore 

  Argento knows what matters!!!

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  Joe Pera: Slow & Steady 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  at the end of the day, Joe Pera is an excellent writer and his persona will continue to have meaning because he can craft new and interesting ways to turn existential dread into calming gentle jokes

Popular reviews

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  Belle 2021

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2022

  in the "U" metaverse (which is the most popular app in the world used by 5 billion people) we scan your fingerprint, iris, DNA and heartbeat to create a non-customizable non-fungible digital avatar that you will carry for the rest of your life.

  you? – you're a stinky cabbage man.
  and you? – you're a wild cat lady.
  oh – you're a snake with a parka.
  – and you're a gross baby with a binky.

  we've been saving the best for last. you're the most beautiful girl in the entire world....but you have freckles (how weird)

  ;)

  oh yeah, by the way: child abuse

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  Dig! 2004

  ★★★★ Added

  to me, this is spinal tap

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