equal parts art house & cardboard cinema
in the "U" metaverse (which is the most popular app in the world used by 5 billion people) we scan your fingerprint, iris, DNA and heartbeat to create a non-customizable non-fungible digital avatar that you will carry for the rest of your life.
you? – you're a stinky cabbage man.
and you? – you're a wild cat lady.
oh – you're a snake with a parka.
– and you're a gross baby with a binky.
we've been saving the best for last. you're the most beautiful girl in the entire world....but you have freckles (how weird)
oh yeah, by the way: child abuse