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Favorite films

  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • The Cranes Are Flying
  • World of Tomorrow Episode Two: The Burden of Other People's Thoughts
  • The Red Shoes

Recent activity

  • Suspiria


  • Joe Pera: Slow & Steady


  • Pistol Opera


  • Star Wars: Within a Minute - The Making of Episode III


Recent reviews

  • Suspiria



    D+ script
    S++++++++ set design
    A+ score
    C- acting
    S+ cinematography
    B+ gore 

    Argento knows what matters!!!

  • Joe Pera: Slow & Steady

    Joe Pera: Slow & Steady


    at the end of the day, Joe Pera is an excellent writer and his persona will continue to have meaning because he can craft new and interesting ways to turn existential dread into calming gentle jokes

Popular reviews

  • Belle



    in the "U" metaverse (which is the most popular app in the world used by 5 billion people) we scan your fingerprint, iris, DNA and heartbeat to create a non-customizable non-fungible digital avatar that you will carry for the rest of your life.

    you? – you're a stinky cabbage man.
    and you? – you're a wild cat lady.
    oh – you're a snake with a parka.
    – and you're a gross baby with a binky.

    we've been saving the best for last. you're the most beautiful girl in the entire world....but you have freckles (how weird)


    oh yeah, by the way: child abuse

  • Dig!



    to me, this is spinal tap