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  • When Black Birds Fly

    ★½

  • Jackass Shark Week

  • Mécanix

    ★★★

  • Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★

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  • Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare

    Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare

    ★★★

    So bad but impossible to hate. Jon Mikl Thor is impossible to hate. Mostly this movie is way too boring, but then the ending busts out and you won’t believe your eyes. Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare is the result of an astronomically high ego, but where someone like Tarantino has the money and talent to make something that the masses want to see, Thor just offers heapings of the most misplaced sex appeal this side of a Lorenzo Lamas film…

  • Chernobyl

    Chernobyl

    ★★★★★

    “Do you taste metal?”

    Terrifying. Real, actual Lovecraftian horror. Something so powerful that to even stand close enough to it and look at it is death. Not just death, but the destruction of your body on a cellular level. I think one of the reasons I love this so much is that it gives me the feeling of genuine terror that people describe feeling watching horror films. Horror movies have always been fun and cool for me, but this is…

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  • When Black Birds Fly

    When Black Birds Fly

    ★½

    After watching this and Where the Dead Go to Die, I think I can safely say that the animated work of Jimmy ScreamerClauz is not for me. This one has some pretty weird stuff in it towards the end, but mostly it suffers from the same problems as his earlier film—dark material that feels like it’s trying way too hard to be shocking and offensive, and animation that looks really shitty. This movie looks like garbage. I guess it might…

  • Jackass Shark Week

    Jackass Shark Week

    Special produced for Animal Planet to promote Jackass Forever. Exactly what you’d expect. One of the new guys gets bit. This was kind of lame honestly, not much bite to it (haha) and Johnny Knoxville just watches from a laptop. Jasper with his ass in the water is the most amusing part.

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  • Black Sunday

    Black Sunday

    ★★★½

    Great gothic horror, wonderful viewing for the spooky season. Barbara Steele is mesmerizing in this movie. Literally a perfect movie to watch for Halloween.

  • Killing Zoe

    Killing Zoe

    ★★★★★

    A misunderstood, overlooked masterpiece. Cinematic nihilism at its absolute finest. What begins as a typical bank heist film gradually morphs into something quite different and unique. Eric (one of the greatest villains in screen history) and his band of criminals don't really care about money or prosperity. They don't even take the time to concoct a semi-decent plan of action. Their operation is sloppy and insane, because they're junkies searching for their next high, the biggest high of all. They see…