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  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy


    My parents divorced when I was 5 and my entire life I’ve always felt this pressure to find a male role model. It’s always been something I struggled with because it seemed so stupid but I knew I needed someone. I took this responsibility from a much earlier age then when I needed to. I hadn’t really seen my father much my entire life and when I did, it made me want to never be anything like him. Trying to…

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Jesse Eisenberg picks up a walking dead comic and says “this is so unrealistic” so yes this is a 4 star

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  • Joker



    Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…We live in a society.'

  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary


    There is literally 4 different jump scares from Semi Trucks