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  • Xtro



    I think for me the most interesting part about it is that it shows us something truly alien. Xtro, while certainly a flawed movie, manages to achieve something that so many other films fail to do. It constantly wrong foots the audience and creates a genuine atmosphere of otherness and unease. Plus, there's that scene where the dad sucks on Tony's shoulder. Watch this film at least once.

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  • Da Hip Hop Witch

    Da Hip Hop Witch


    Da Hip Hop Witch is fucking bad. It's lazy. It's poorly shot. The acting, what little there is, is fucking terrible. The ad-libbed scenes are so godawful and were clearly all done in a single take. There are a few instances during these improved scenes where people in the background literally get calls on their cellphone and fucking answer them and have entire fucking conversations about unrelated shit in the background while Spliff Star or Vitamin C or whoever the…

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  • Violent Shit

    Violent Shit


    Fuck this movie. No, I don't recommend it. It's bad on every level and not bad in the way it was intended to be. It didn't shock me, it didn't disgust me, it wasn't so extreme or edgy that my delicate sensibilities couldn't handle it, it was just fucking boring. I watched this movie on a Saturday afternoon around 4:30pm and for the last 15 minutes I was drifting in and out of consciousness. I could not stay awake. This movie put me to sleep.

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  • The Brood

    The Brood


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    This is one that I'd heard about for a long time and I really wanted to see it. I do consider myself a fan of Cronenberg but I'm finding more and more as I dig into the older entries in his catalogue that I just might not be a fan of his early period. The Brood has its merits and you can see that it shares a pedigree with the classic Cronenberg films that…