Who knew, Michael Bay CAN make films worse than the previous one in the Transformers series! It's like they threw dice to decide on moments from history and legends and went, oooh, how can we join these together into a nonsensical story. If that was their plan it worked, otherwise ...... atrocious, abysmal, self-indulgent, twaddle from one of the worst directors in Hollywood. Someone give him a job as a school caretaker somewhere, so he can do something useful in the world!
Please, for every deity that people pray to, let this end the franchise. I loved the cartoons when I was a kid, but these films are just awful. They're too long to keep the attention of kids that just might be interested, and don't have the remotest of story lines for anyone to actually watch. I think half of the budget must have gone on paying some of the big names to be in it. Unfortunately, as has been proved…