52/100
Alternate Ending review. Stop trying to give things "heart," screenwriters. This is a solid historical procedural when it's not making ostensibly emotional shit up. (Also, fun fact that the…
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Happy Together 1997
48/100
Just gonna cut/paste my capsule from NYFF '97 below, as it still accurately reflects my feelings (though I'm uncomfortable with how much it sounds like Jeffrey Wells). This is…
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Happy Together 1997
in a wong kar-wai film the most romantic gesture in the entire world is cleaning your crush's apartment.
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Senior Year 2022
The premise of nearly every high-concept comedy of the past 30 years is learning What Really Matters; what distinguishes them is the skill of the players, and whether the situation…
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Conan the Destroyer 1984
Where the first Conan film is at its best expressing writer/director John Milius's brutal idea of masculine reality, among the best cinematic representations of a truly ancient, pre-Hellenic world, mysterious…
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Conan the Destroyer 1984
Love watching Wilt Chamberlain ducking as he goes through every door
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Conan the Destroyer 1984
A DnD campaign where a beautiful princess's virginity must be guarded by Wilt Chamberlain and Arnold.
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