Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Thing
  • Magnolia
  • 10 Things I Hate About You

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  • Hellraiser

    ★★★★

  • House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★

  • Malignant

    ★★★

  • Sound of Metal

    ★★★½

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  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★★

    oh my god what a delight - one of those things i watch and think "this must have been so much fun to make". just chucking strawberry jam and glycerin and foam latex dicks all over the shop. the scene where frank first "regenerates" had me in awe of how they must have achieved the effects practically. campy but never nod-nod-wink-wink, the perfect balance. MWAH!

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★

    no one told me that vincent price used to be hot

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  • Shoot 'Em Up

    Shoot 'Em Up

    ★★½

    basically children of men, but make it funny

    also, peak hot clive owen. awooga

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★

    i dont know why all fincher movies are so comforting to me but this is no exception. the cool girl montage is like ASMR. aaaaaaaaaah.