THIS MOVIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

Darren Aronofsky read your scathing Noah review and he is NOT pleased

I was shocked to discover that I really liked this movie. I was so prepared to loathe it, and yet, it won me over. I kind of love when that happens.

God exists and she's a hot naked lady who pees liquid gold on you before you die