Letterboxd — Your life in film

i KNOW he smells like cheese

if you don’t laugh at the sex jokes in this movie, we can’t be friends

Austin Powers and his Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, name a more iconic duo

aggressively heterosexual but also somehow queer I don't know how he does it

James Bond: 

- capitalist pig
- suss with women
- no velvet suit
- middle name is not danger

Austin Danger Powers

- a comrade 
- understands the basic laws of consent 
- many velvet suits
- middle name is danger

literally the only thing wrong with this movie is pierce brosnan’s singing

“it doesn’t matter, it’s in the past!” 
“yeah, but it still hurts...”

worse than the first movie but still better than the second, so i guess that’s some kind of improvement

pinocchio!!!😎😎🤥🤥👍👍🍄🌻 what a silly little guy... his made of WOOD!🌲🌲wow!!!...he wants to be on his own!!! he is in LOVE!!! amazing!!!😎😎✌🍃🍃☮ loved when he got shot and died and eaten by a whale😁🐋🐳 five stars...⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #gayrights

faaaaather,,,, when can i leave to be on my ooWWWooonnnaa. 

I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. ITS THE ONLY PHRASE IVE SAID ALL DAY. RELEASE ME FROM THIS CHOKEHOLD

world to see ❌
worldussy ✅

They made Pinocchio a twink