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  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ½

    Over the past 6 weeks, I’ve really started to come around on the Tolkien films, which at one point I claimed to not enjoy. However, I cannot change my opinion on this one, it’s absolutely horrific. It tricks you with a really dope first and last 10 minutes, but sadly, this movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes and absolutely nothing interesting happens in between that beginning and that end. What a useless waste of time.

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★★★★

    Desolation of Smaug is an endlessly exciting adventure full of diverse characters and some of the greatest action sequences in recent cinema. From the battle against Smaug to the barrel race, Desolation of Smaug promises to use every second of its lengthy runtime to keep the audience engaged.

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Jonesy is the true hero of this film. If you disagree with me, unfollow me.

  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★★

    AND THE SEASON BEGINS

    I like this one cause 3 seconds into the movie you think “oh Arnold is putting on that Turboman outfit at some point during this film.” It’s perfect.