Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Welcome to the Dollhouse 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2023

  Ohhhh devastating. That Bo Burnham movie really doesn’t need to exist because this is free on youtube.

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  Melancholia 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Sep 2023

  nestled in the 99cent rental section of apple with Sharknado and Sharknado 2

Popular reviews

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Apr 2017 14

  jake gyllenhaal.,..,,,the OG manic pixie dream boy..,,,.the pioneer of moody boy cinema...,,,..the lord and emperor of my hipster ass

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2017 9

  me before: haha isn't brokeback mountain the gay cowboy movie?
  me now: *shoves past-me down a spiral staircase* ROT IN HELL YOU IGNORANT BITCH