Just a small time bookie with an ulcer and a hit on him, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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  • Love and Anarchy

    Love and Anarchy


    Imagine you show up to the brothel and everyone’s wearing bloomers

  • Ugly, Dirty and Bad

    Ugly, Dirty and Bad


    This poster makes it look like an adult swim cartoon and it’s not far off

Popular reviews

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko


    jake gyllenhaal.,..,,,the OG manic pixie dream boy..,,,.the pioneer of moody boy cinema...,,,..the lord and emperor of my hipster ass

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain


    me before: haha isn't brokeback mountain the gay cowboy movie?
    me now: *shoves past-me down a spiral staircase* ROT IN HELL YOU IGNORANT BITCH