Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Grease 1978

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 May 2020 2

  the entire cast ranked from "absolutely deplorable" to "could step on my neck and I'd say thank you" :)

  22. Danny Zucko: scum of the earth, men are rats, men are the FLEAS on rats
  21. Cha Cha: problematic always, but also a bit of an icon despite herself
  20. Sonny: looks like he SMELLS and sweat his way through this entire production
  19. Coach Calhoun: sex offender vibes and a patronizing twat
  18. Vince Fontaine: an actual sex offender…

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  Grease 1978

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2020

  I’m procrastinating and this is my most rewatched movie ever so let me rank the songs based on nothing but how often i sing them wayyYy outta tune:

  10. We Go Together (i can’t do all those voices are you kidding)

  9. Greased Lightnin’ (jeff conaway should’ve sang lead, i can’t let it go)

  8. You're the One That I Want (all those hoohoohoos get me wheezy) 

  7. Sandy (john travolta solo fucking yikes)

  6. Summer Nights (can’t reconcile with…

Recent reviews

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★½ Rewatched 25 Sep 2023

  JLove in the I Know What You Did Last Summers, Joan Fontaine in Rebecca, Dame Kristen Stewart in specifically the Catherine Hardwicke Twilight but also all of them: She’s the haunted scream queen and she keeps her mouth SHUT. Her eyes EMPTY. She is paranoid and she is anxious, but she will only ever look a little wounded and demure. She has brown hair!! Leave her boyfriend ALONE.

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  Georgia Rule 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 24 Sep 2023

  Report your pedophile husband, that’s a Georgia rule

Popular reviews

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  The Witches of Eastwick 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2020 1

  jack nicholson really says, “i like pussy after lunch” not ONE HOUR into this film

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  Chemical Hearts 2020

  ★★½ Watched 28 Aug 2020 3

  I saw austin abrams eat pussy once on tv and vowed to support his career for the rest of my days...we’re off to a rocky start