Last Christmas, I gave this movie my heart.
And the very next day...I mean xxxmas season, I showed it to my partner and they also really really liked it.
I had been dreading whether or not this incredibly corny and cheesy and ridiculous film had just caught me on the right day last year, and I had given it far too inflated of a review, but nopenuhuhnotevenclose, this movie rocks shit, it's funny as fuck, Emilia Clarke/Henry Golding are so…
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Deep Water 2022
Had me vibin' to the soundtrack while also putting me on the farthest edge of my seat, only the edge was covered in poisonous, filandering, murderous spikes.
Had me so tense, I had knots in my stomach that only a fucking eagle scout knows how to untie.
Had me truly feeling emotions (laughter and sadness) for snails, of all fucking things.
Had me geeking so hard at the hilariously ridiculous situations being presented, that I almost believed Ben Affleck has…
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There Will Be Blood 2007
I throw a lot of 5 star reviews around, because when I love a movie, I LOVE a movie, and love is the ultimate, and the ultimate, at least in this realm, is 5 stars.
Most of them aren't PERFECT. Most don't even get close. But all of them make me feel that feeling that I'm watching something that succeeded ultimately in its mission, that feeling when you know that they knew that they nailed it, that feeling that reminds…
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First Reformed 2017
And god said let him piss blood and hawk screenprinted tee's.
On first watch, an interesting but baffling experience (esp that cut to black in the theater, up there with The Lighthouse of endings that I did not get and hated thoroughly at the time despite deeply enjoying the film as a whole), and by my 4thish watch or so, a quiet and angry and highly entertaining walk through the proverbial snow of your own consciousness and purpose on earth.…
