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Streamin’ Service Orig’nals/Exclusives Rankin’ List Thing 2023.

62 films


SERVICE BRANDIN’ MUS’ BE ON THE THING I fudged this one a bit las’ year…

  • Acrimony
  • Daddy Day Care
  • Too Close for Christmas
  • Don't Say a Word
  • Runaway Jury

What’er YOU Doin’ Here, Netflix Top Ten 2023 Edition.

30 films

I’ve always foun’ it really int’restin’ how, like, wot ev’ryone THINKS people watch on streamin’ apps an’ wot they ACT’ULY…

  • Glass Onion

Me Own Little Self-Aggrandisin’ Hall’ve Fuckin’ Fame.

1 film

This’s a list fer me thing I write that get a hun’red Likes’er more with links to ‘em. Yes this…

  • The Lone Ranger
  • Thomas and the Magic Railroad
  • Aliens
  • Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • The Rescuers Down Under
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Movie Sequels That’er Barely The Same Fuckin’ Genre’s The Movie They’re Sequel-in’.

7 films

Fer fuckin’ real? I think I’ve explained meself well enuff already.

  • Predator
  • Predator 2
  • Prey
  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator
  • Predators

A Bloke From Romford Ranks All The Preda’or Movies.

7 films

Yes I’m puttin’ AVP 1 ‘bove Preda’ors coz it’s stupid but it’s still fun an’ I SWEAR t’ya Boss Preda’ors…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Emergency
  • Glass Onion
  • Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood
  • Prey

Streamin’ Service Orig’nals/Exclusives Rankin’ List Thing 2022.

202 films

Always wanted t’do somethin’ like this but use’ly by the time I r’member it’s July’er somethin’ an’ I’ve forgot wot…

  • Batman
  • Ghostbusters
  • Goldfinger
  • Bedknobs and Broomsticks
  • Mary Poppins

Films That Ya Think’ve As Xmas Movies Even Tho They’ve Got Fuck-All T’Do With Xmas.

7 films

Few notes.

1. Batman 1’s really standin’ in fer ALL Xmas movies, coz fer sum reason Batman At Xmas jus’…

  • Home Alone
  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
  • Home Sweet Home Alone
  • Home Alone 3
  • Home Alone 4

A Bloke From Romford Ranks The Home Alone Movies.

6 films

Yes I’m puttin’ the Disney+ one third, it’s nowhere NEAR the slimy fuckin’ holes this series can dig fer itself,…

  • Scream 2
  • Scream
  • Scream
  • Scream 3
  • Scream 4

A Bloke From Romford Ranks The Scream Movies.

6 films

Will be upda’ed when Scream 2 Part II comes out. ‘Til then Scream 2 Comfort Movie Suprem’cy.

  • Sleepers
  • Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie
  • American Assassin
  • Only Mine
  • Breach

Wot’er YOU Doin’ Here? (2021 Edition)

40 films

Films that jus’ show up in the Netflix UK Top 10 an’ y’cant explain why. THIS IS WOT PEOPLE REALLY…

  • Saw III
  • Saw IV
  • Saw VI
  • Saw V
  • Saw

The Saw Movies Ranked By A Bloke From Romford.

9 films

I ain’t seen Spiral yet, leave me be. (EDIT: I have now seen Spiral)