★★★½ Watched 16 Feb, 2020
If I'm being honest, I wasn't really expecting to see Werner Herzog in a documentary about garlic.
★★ Watched 22 Jun, 2019
Let's not have a third-grader punch up our script and force trained actors to explain a military weapon called the "Oxygen Destroyer."
★★★★ Watched 27 Jul, 2017 1
Next time I watch a movie on a plane, I'll probably pick a film with fewer knife-rapes.
★½ Watched 14 May, 2017
Get you a puppet who lick your titty so good you throw your bible in the trash.