Cheesy

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just for fun 
Degenerate film bro






I bought Pro when I was high out of my mind on a Friday night

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Jurassic Park

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  • Whiplash

    ★★★★★

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    The part of this special that really stood out to me was the bit "why does everyone feel the need to express their opinion about everything always", because I find I myself have a problem with that. I keep longing for a social platform where I can express my thoughts , and I guess I have that albeit there's not a lot of people reading my thoughts. I somehow think that my opinion is special or unique or is worth…

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★½

    Seriously disturbing. I don’t know what I expected but this may be the most disturbing movie I’ve seen in theatres. Reminiscent of the Black Mirror episode “Black Museum” where pain and non-anesthesia surgeries are the new “sex”.

    Beyond that, it also had a genuinely interesting plot surrounding  what the movie called “accelerated evolution syndrome” and how the government were ‘anti-evolutionists’ removing the organs people would rapidly produce in the dystopian future the film is set in. Meanwhile, pro-evolutionists believe the…

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    An absolute pleasure to finally get around to watching 2014's Whiplash. I haven't been able to escape discussion of JK Simmon's character "Fletcher" online the last few months and before I got the movie spoiled for myself I felt it was finally time to sit down and watch the movie.

    Fletcher is MUCH edgier than I expected. For some reason, I was under the impression he would take on much more of a positive inspirational role and though it could…

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★½

    Childish and kind of whatever, still hilarious though.

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    I don’t know what’s more embarrassing: watching this movie at all or logging it becoming my 200th movie logged. 

    Sony please stop

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    Who greenlit this? What a blatant cash grab.

    I saw the reviews weren't great beforehand but I kept my head held high entering the theatre expecting a movie with at least some action entertainment. Despite my best wishes, this movie is an absolute mess. It disappoints me so much how much the creator's market the grand return of Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler and Ian Malcom only to do absolutely nothing with their characters The funniest part is their subplot was…